Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bhalla" request the pleasure of ur company 2 attend the marriage of their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
with
"Bibi PaaPRi"
R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs Samosa
Venue
Pastry hall near Popet chowuk Chatni bazar Papar nagar.
Aana zaroor meri JALEBi… :->
…
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