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Friends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!! Bcoz they can die for friendship at......
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Long Time Ago……….. Only Idiots Used……. To Read My SMS And Today The History Continues…………!......
- Long time ago only idiots used to
LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues…...
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Frends are da cutest, lovable idiots in dis world! Bcoz they can die for friendship......
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kal maine tumhe bhikari k roop me dekha to ja <*some text missing*> ! !......
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- Quotye baat samaj me i nhiquot ammi
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Teachr 2 Student: Wht Wil U Do Wid A 1000Rs. Lying On d Floor?Wil U......
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Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli, Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO? Son: Mom......
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Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of......
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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,......
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaan thi, Sab log usey Akbar bulate thay. Socho Kyun .......
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Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others Suddenly One Day......
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- Nani amma beta jb tme khansi
Nani Amma : beta jb tme khansi aaye toh munh pe hath rkh liya kro.......
- Two birds sitting on a tree
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree, A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them. The......
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- Custmr kia ap k pas chohe mar
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Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.. TOu...
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- All desirable things in life are either
All desirable things in life are, either I L L E G A L B......
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- Sher arz he tum se nazar
Sher arz he Tum se nazar milaoun kese O Jani wah kya kehna Tum se......
- Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai
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- Saqi ne puchha chand se ampquotdekha hai
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