Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
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- Super bezti larki tm itne kaalay
SUPER BEZTI Larki: Tm itne Kaalay kyun ho?? Larka: Kaala main ho tumharay Baap ka......
- Husband to wife ye bachay itne shararti
Husband To Wife: ‘Ye Bachay Itne Shararti Kyun Hote He…?’ . . . . .......
- Santa mere papa itne lambe the ki
santa- mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the… banta- yar…......
- Itne ghor se na dekh meri halatesadgi
Itne Ghor Se Na Dekh Meri Halat_E_Sadgi Ko, Bikhre Howe Log Aksar Isi Hal Main......
- Woh itne kamsin nazar aate hain unhe
Woh Itne Kamsin Nazar Aate Hain Unhe Dekh Aaine Sharma Jate Hain Main Nagada Liye......
- Itne maasom adhayen hain yaar ke jaise
Itne Maasom Adhayen Hain Yaar Ke Jaise Sare Rang Bare Hon Usme Bahaar Ke Lagti......
- Itne to bewaafa nahin kuch apne kasam
Itne To Bewaafa Nahin Kuch To Apne Kasam Yaad Rakhenghe Meri Khushiyaa Chinne Waleh Mujhe......
- Train chali bhid bhadi itne me break
Train Chali Bhid Bhadi Itne Me Break Lagi Ek Ladki Ladke Se Takraayi Ladki Boli......
- Zakham itne mile tere pyaar se sochta
Zakham Itne Mile Tere Pyaar Se.. Sochta Hun Keh Dun Par Jaane De Jaane De…........
- Mere dilke tukde unke jism pe itne
Mere Dilke Tukde Unke Jism Pe Itne Zakhm De Jaye Unhe Bhee Dard Ho Itna......
- Zindagi mein rah itne badle nahi jate
Zindagi Mein Rah Itne Badle Nahi Jate Har Kisi Se Dil Ke Rishte Joode Nahi......
- Ae jalim husn wale kyon sitam itne
Ae Jalim Husn Wale Kyon Sitam Itne Karte Ho Pehle Girate Ho Bijliyan Nazron Se......
- Ey khuda mere jameer 0 gairat itne majbut ban
Ey Khuda Mere Jameer-0-Gairat Itne Majbut Ban Jaaein Meri Sachh Bolne Ki Koshishein Iski Iski......
- Girgit bhi itne rang nahin badalta jitne
Girgit Bhi Itne Rang Nahin Badalta Jitne Tum Saal Mein Mausam Bhi Itne Nahin Badalte......
- Ujalay itne be noor kiyun hain kitabyieh
Ujalay Itne Be Noor Kiyun Hain Kitabyieh Zindahghi Se Door Kyun Hai Kabhi Aisa Bhi......
- Dekho ajj itne baras mein zindagi mujhe
Dekho Ajj Itne Baras Mein Zindagi Mujhe Le Aye Hai Kahan Aik Safar Hai Jo......
- Itne bure nahi hai humjitna samaj liya
Itne Bure Nahi Hai Hum,Jitna Samaj Liya Hai, Yunhi Rulana Tha Agar,Kyun Dil Hame Diya......
- Jawani ne diye itne sitem amma kasam
Jawani ne diye itne sitem, Amma kasam, Shayari ho gyi khatam....
- Itne gehere naate kbhi tode nhi jate
Itne Gehere Naate Kbhi Tode Nhi Jate, Beech Raah Me Humsafar Bhi Chhode Nhi Jate,......
- Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada
Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar......
- Pagal ankhon wali larki itne mengay
Pagal Ankhon Wali Larki Itne Mengay khawab Na Dekhoo Thak jahoo gi Kanch se Nazuk......
- Itne ache mausam mein roothna nahin
Itne Ache Mausam Mein, Roothna Nahin Acha, Haar Jeet Ki Baaten, Kal Pe Hum Uthaa......
- Itne ache mausam mein roothna nahin
Itne Ache Mausam Mein, Roothna Nahin Acha, Haar Jeet Ki Baaten, Kal Pe Hum Uthaa......
- Zakham itne gehre hain izhar kya karte
Zakham itne Gehre hain Izhar kya karte Hum khud Nishana ban gaye waar kya karte......
- Hum itne anmol nahimgr humari qadar krna
‘Hum itne Anmol Nahi,Mgr Humari Qadar krna’ ‘Ae Dost’ ‘Baarish ka ktra Zameen Mai jazb......
- Nanhi larki sahil ke itne nazdeek rait
Nanhi larki, Sahil ke itne nazdeek, Rait se apna ghar na bana, Koi sarkash mauj......
- Sanam mujhse itne gilaa mand ho gaye darwaaze
Sanam Mujhse Itne Gilaa-Mand Ho Gaye Darwaaze Mere Moonh Par Band Ho Gaye Kaise Doon......
- Na jaane apne jameen o aasmaan kyon itne tang
Na Jaane Apne Jameen-O-Aasmaan Kyon Itne Tang Se Nazar Aate Hain, Wo Chehre Tak Apne......
- Itne baadlon main kuchh baadal sapne kehlate
Itne Baadlon Main Kuchh Baadal Sapne Kehlate Hain-Â… Itne Anjaano Main Kuchh Ajnabi Apne Kehlate......
- Socha nahi thaa takdeer yahan laegii itne
Socha Nahi Thaa Takdeer Yahan Laegii Itne Kareeb Aakar Saath Chhod Jaogi...
- Paagal aankhoo wali ladki itne mhange khawab
Paagal Aankhoo Wali Ladki Itne Mhange Khawab Na Dekho Thak Jaoo Gi Kanch Se Nazuk......