Laila ne Majnu ko aik darkhat k peechy dekha aur boli tum majnu ho na?
Majnu bola haan
phir kuch dair baad jharion k peechy dekha tou boli tum majnu ho na?
wo bola haan
phr kuch dair baad dewaar k peechy dekha tou boli tum majnu ho na?
Majnu bola haan haan main majnu hoon chawal insan hun mien nu poti keran dey gi ya nai?
hahahahhah
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