Kaali Wife:Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,PhrWo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega:-D;-)
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