Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,
Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga…..
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