Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh
KIS NE KIYA KAHA?
Dr: munh kholo aur lambe lambe sans lo
Driver: haran do rasta lo
Conductr: bibi thora sa aage ho jain
Techr: agr sabk yad nhi toh foran kan pakr lo
Raj mistry: sara material hi nakis use hoa hai
Dakoo: baki ka maal kidhr hai. 🙂
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