In a school function
A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
…when girl was about
to start her speech …
Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
with
.
.
.
.
.
.
My Dear
Brothers n Sisters … 😉 …
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