Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?..
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- Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai
Jis tarha heere ko heera kat-ta hai Sone ko sona kat-ta hai Lohe ko loha......
- Im not sad for being single rather
I’m not sad for being single rather :-O . . . I’m thinking of her......
- Dad son what do you want
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad,......
- Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye
Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye to un ko unki mehboob ki yaad aai......
- Boy to his friend yar me apni
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi......
- Dabang remix goli se darr
dabang remix . . . . . . . . . . . . .......
- Sho chor ko buri tarah maar raha
S.H.O Chor ko buri tarah maar raha ta aur us se sari shehr wardaaten manwa......
- Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur
ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay......
- Boy is falling asleep in class
BOY is falling asleep in class.!! Teacher : wake up . BOY : huh .......
- Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me......
- Tujhe khud pe gharor hai to is
Tujhe khud Pe Gharor hai to iS Men Tajub kya hy’DOST’Hum jisko thook dein wo......
- Larka aur larki walk py gye wahan
Larka aur larki walk py gye, wahan larkay ko thoker lagi aur khoon behne laga,larka......
- You are my lantifrand llovely aattractive nnice
you are my â€â€;LANTI;â€â€Frand L=lovely A=attractive N=nice T=talented I=intelligent so you are my lanti frand...
- Height of baddtameezi phone rings tring
Height of baddtameezi. Phone rings. Tring tring.. Boy: hello, chintu hai? Girl: nahi hai.. Boy:mujhe......
- Bacha papa g maa k ansoun or
BACHA: PAPA G MAA K ANSOUN OR BIWI K ANSOUN ME KIYA FARQ HAI? FATHER:......
- Interviewerwhy did you leave your last job
Interviewer:why did you leave your last job? Candidate:the company shifted their office…..and didnt tell me......
- Laila ne majnu ko aik darkhat k
Laila ne Majnu ko aik darkhat k peechy dekha aur boli tum majnu ho na?......
- Ek chooha tha
Ek ‘CHOOHA’ THA . ; ‘ ? ‘ : ) [ ( , ‘ ‘......
- Betime parosi se love krti hun orus
Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi HunDad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra......