Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The To Baloach Bola
“PAKO REY” ..=D ;)…
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