Exclusive Pickup Lines
– Are You Going To Kiss Me
Or
Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?
– Are You Religious?
Good, Because
I’m The Answer To Your
Prayers.
– Compared To You, The Sun
Feels Cold.
– I Just Had To Come Talk With
You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.
– I Looked Up The Word “Beautiful”
In The Thesaurus Today, And Your
Name Was Included.
– Is Your Name Gillette?
Because You’re The Best A Man
Can Get
– You’re Like A Dictionary –
You Add Meaning To My Life! …
(“,) =D
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