Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy?
Shohar:
Tm Mjhy dekh kr Shukr ada krti ho
Or
M Tmhay Dek kr toba krta hun;-).
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