Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?,
Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR b?Lay?MAINay Apko Pehlay kahin dekha hai?
GirL aNswer:yes! I?m nurse ?N Mental hospital;-)…
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