Ek Memon ne Wakeel se mashwara krne k baad 20 Rs Diye
Wakeel ne pucha:
Ye mere Secertry k liye hyn ya Peon k liye
Memon bola:
Ye tum teeno’n k liye hyn… ;->…
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