Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?
Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal
Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?
Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai?
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.**,, **. * * "* ,,,*" Listen wat my Heart says Dhak Dhak Dhak Dhak......
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suba teri ho sham meri hoo din tera ho raat meri hoo aur jab mout......
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- Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay
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2 Aadmi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha ?Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hain?......
- Mai to apne mehboob se kuch na
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- 1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai dukan
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Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile ko samny rakh don paPpU wo mujh sy......
- When i go wrong need ur hand
When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct, wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand......
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- Ae dost to b likha kar shayari
Ae dost to b likha kar shayari, Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho......
- Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna......
- Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi
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