Ek aDmi Apnay gHar k bAhir Lga Hua MaiL Box Ko uTar rAha tHa,
Kyun k bUhat pUrana hO Gya Tha,
Dosra Admi pAsS Se gUzrtay hUay bOLa,
Mainay Bhi utaRa tHa,
Magr BijLi,Sui gAs,TelEpHoNE BiLLS,anay bAnd Nahi hUay.
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- Zafar us ko admi na janiye ga
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- Ek admi roz nai joti pehen kar
ek admi roz nai nai joti pehen kar ata tha us se us ke dost......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
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- Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha
Ek Admi Ny Ek Buzurg Sy Kaha, ‘MAIN SUKOON CHAHTA HUN’ Buzurg Ny Farmaya, ‘......
- Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha
Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho? Admi guse......
- Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: Wife......
- Insan ka apnay dushman se
‘Insan ka ” apnay Dushman” se “Intiqaam” ka sab se acha” tareeqa” ye hy keh......
- Uss ne mujh se apnay baray
Uss ne mujh se Apnay baray main pocha tha Kay batao mujhay tum Mujh say......
- Wife ap apnay best freind ki bv
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay. Husband:kis moo say......
- Agr ap apnay frndz ko sharbat se
Agr Ap Apnay fRNDZ Ko Sharbat sE Bhra Hua Jag Dain Or Wo Khali Kr......
- Ap saw ny farmayaallah tallah jb apnay
Ap s.a.w ny farmaya?allah tallah jb apnay bnday k sath bhalai ka irada farmata hy......
- Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se
KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU, . . . AUR......
- Apnay ghamon ki yun numaish na kar
Apnay Ghamon ki yun numaish na kar, Apnay naseeb ki yun Aazmaish na kar, Jo......
- Ae rab apnay pas meri dua amanat
Ae Rab Apnay Pas Meri Dua Amanat Rakhna, Rehti Duniya Tuk Us Ko Salamat Rakhna.......
- Ae momino apnay rab ke darbaar se
Ae Momino Apnay Rab Ke Darbaar Se Barkatein Samait Lo Kay Ramazan Jaa Raha Hai......
- Ghreeb maa apnay bachon ko
Ghreeb Maa Ghreeb Maa apnay Bachon ko Baray Pyar se yun Manati hay Phir bana......
- Tu apnay fun say meri chaah
Tu Apnay Fun Say Meri Chaah Aazma K Dikha ; Main Toot’ta Hoon Tu Phir......
- Mae unko apnay dil ka mehman na
Mae Unko Apnay Dil Ka Mehman Na Banaon Gi Logo Kia Mae Un Bin Reh......
- Mae unko apnay dil ka mehman na
Mae Unko Apnay Dil Ka Mehman Na Banaon Gi Logo Kia Mae Un Bin Reh......
- G chahta he apnay hontoun ko
G chahta he apnay “Hontoun†ko us k “Hontoun†pe c doun Na rahay koe......
- Aaj us nay dard bhi apnay alehdha
Aaj us nay dard bhi apnay alehdha ker liye…..! Aaj main roya to meray sath......
- Jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki
‘jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki chahat ki cheez khilaye ALLAH TA’ALA usay dozakh......
- Main ne apnay dil se poocha k
Main ne apnay dil se poocha k mujhe rat ko neend nahi aati? Mairay dil......
- 2 cheezian jis say tum apnay allah
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- Bar mushk se banaya tha apnay
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- Wo alim ul gaib hai apnay pr
WO ALIM UL GAIB HAI APNAY GAIB PR KISI KO MUTLAH NAI KRTA SIWA AY......
- Hum apnay app ko adhora sa mehsoos
Hum apnay app ko adhora sa mehsoos krtay hain. na janay kon chor gaya hmain......
- Wo b apnay na huye dil geya
Wo b apnay na huye dil b geya hathon se, Aisay aane se to behtar......