Eik charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kiya magar na mili.
Sham ko ghar aya to bakri samne bandhi hui thi,
Ghuse main aa kar bakri zibah kar di,
Khud bhi khai our doston ko bhi khlai,
Jab subha so kar utha to dekha bakri sahi salamat khari thi,
Our kutta
Gayeb tha……
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