Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thyhusb:ye kya hy?Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P