Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya?
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Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage utha liya tha….
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- Doctor pagal se tum q huay
Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q huay? Pagal: Bas G main ne ek bewa se......
- Doctor to injured patient jab car aik
Doctor to Injured Patient: Jab Car Aik aurat chala rahi thi to tumko road se......
- Doctor i can t stop behaving like
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting......
- Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya
Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan:......
- Aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke pas
aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke pas aya,kehne laga.doctor sahab gazab ho gya humare Bachey......
- Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan
Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay......
- Doctor sardar g aap k gurday
Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What......
- Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar:......
- Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne
Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise......
- Doctor sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka
DOCTor., Sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka chilka nazar nahi aaya tha jo aap phisal......
- Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya
Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia......
- Doctor ap ka aur ki begum blood
Doctor: Ap ka aur Ap ki Begum ka Blood Group aik he hai. Husband: Zahir......
- Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka
Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj......
- The doctor of the future will give
The doctor of the future will give no medicines, but will interest his patients in......
- My doctor is nice every time i
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think......
- A doctor whose breath smells has no
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- A friend asked her doctor if a
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said,......
- If a doctor lawyer or dentist had
If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time,......
- but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the......
- Sardar doctor ye phulon ki mala kis
Sardar: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,......
- Doctor to oldman baba g apki
Doctor to oldman:. ‘baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi’, Oldman: . ‘Nikal......
- Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k
Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera......