Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana Khatay Waqt Choto Pas? Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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