Chinese:bus mey meter nhi h speed kese pata chalti he.
7.C driver: buhat asaan
jb mein hilun to 20
jb public hilay to 40
jb puri bus hilne lge to 60
chines: or 60 se uper ?
driver: dusre din akhbar main ajata hai
:-D…
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