1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai..
Dukan wala, baji isko kesa rangun.?
Aurat, isko aisa rangdo k na safaid ho, na kala ho, na laal ho, na hara ho, na peela ho, na gulabi ho, na neela ho, na asmani ho, na jamuni ho…
Aurat, me ye kab lene aon..?
Dukan wala, jab ana jab na hafta ho, na etwar ho, na peer ho, na mangal ho, na budh ho, na jumerat ho, na jumma … ;->…
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