Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,
Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :> …
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