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1. Lilly rose jamsmine tulip lotus orchid

   Lilly Rose Jamsmine Tulip Lotus Orchid Sun flower sab phool khoobsoorat hotay hain magar in......




2. A white rose the red rose

   A White Rose The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of......




3. Love is life life rose rose beauti

   Love is life Life is rose Rose is beauti Beauti is love You ar my......




4. Love is life life rose rose beauti

   Love is life Life is rose Rose is beauti Beauti is love You ar my......




5. Ek rose un

   Ek **ROSE*** ,@ ,/’ /’ Un dostho ke liye jo milte nahi….. Roz-Roz, Magar, yaad......




6. If i had a rose for every

   If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be......




7. If i would get a rose for

   If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would......




8. U will be a rose for all

   U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all......




9. To me you are sometimes a rose

   To me, you are… sometimes a rose, sometimes a thorn. sometimes my happiness, sometimes my......




10. A rose 4 those

    A ROSE /,) ,-,’), =======/:’,'(@) /,) ‘-‘;)’4 THOSE JO MILTE NAHIN HAR ROZPER PHIR BHI......




11. If i had a rose for every

    “If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be picking......




12. The rose she to rose eye

    The Rose She to rose; eye to petal – Scent of rose to hers; squaring......




13. U will be a rose for all

    U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all......




14. And if you are a rose i

    And if you are a rose, I am rose-shadow. ~Rumi...




15. O my luve’s like a red, red rose.

    O my luve’s like a red, red rose. That’s newly sprung in June; O my......




16. beautiful rose,

    I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, And then I looked at you, And I......




17. If I would get a rose for every time I think of you,

    If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would......




18. A mum is a rose whose petals

    A mum is a rose whose petals are soft, A mum is a lily whose......




19. The former rose of dunkeld she is

    The Former Rose Of Dunkeld She Is Fading In Time Four Decades Ago When She......




20. The red rose got me thinking was

    The Red Rose Got Me Thinking, Was This Love In The Making? Or Will I......




21. I am the rose of hate please

    I Am The Rose Of Hate. Please Don-‘t Fear Me, I Did No Harm. You......




22. You are more beautiful than a rose

    You Are More Beautiful Than A Rose And Sweeter Than Chocolate Always Sparkling Like A......




23. Just like a rose so precious and

    Just Like A Rose, So Precious And Rare, Is The Forever Friendship The Two Of......




24. A rose is alwayz a whatever its

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25. A rose says i love you

    A Rose Says: I Love You.. A Smile Says: I Like You.. A Ring Says:......




26. A relationship is like a rose

    A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can......




27. Feb 7 rose day 8 propose

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28. My rose is red ur eyes r

    My rose is red, Ur eyes r blue, You love me, and I love u....




29. A rose SMS# 310595

    A ROSE /,) ,-,’), =======/:’,'(@) /,) ‘-‘;)’ 4 THOSE JO MILTE NAHIN HAR ROZ PER......




30. Just like a red rose that fills

    Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have......




31. Red rose our love is that

    Red Rose Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the......




32. Rose is red my love best

    ‘Rose is Red’ ‘My love is best’ ‘Sky is blue’ ‘My love is ture’ ‘Grass......




33. My rose is red ur eyes r

    My rose is red, Ur eyes r blue, You love me, and I love u.......




34. Anybody can love a rose but no

    Anybody can love a rose but no one will love a leaf that is near......




35. @ HAPPY -@ ROSE – br / br /-@ HAPPY -@ ROSE

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36. Aj white rose day hy agr

    Aj WHITE ROSE DAY hy Agr apko mri dosti psnd hy to mjy ak mis......




37. Rose is always a either it planted

    Rose is always a Rose Either it is planted in a Gold Pot or in......




38. Kon se 2 rose aap mujhe do

    Kon se 2 rose aap mujhe do gy??? RED: love u. PINK: Sweet. PURPLE: Hot.......




39. Girl aaj rose day hai na

    Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum......




40. The rose has thorns only for those

    The rose has thorns only for those who would gather it.  ~Chinese Proverb...




41. I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers

    I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for......




42. Black rose for an enemy.

    Black rose for an enemy. White rose for peace. Red rose for love. Pink rose......




43. sweet as a rose bud bright

    sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what......




44. The rose that you gave me has faded

    The rose that you gave me has faded, and wilted away. But, the love tucked......




45. I just wanted to show this rose

    I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!…...




46. Today is world red rose day

    Today Is World Red Rose Day. If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call......




47. Like a rose love is beautiful when

    Like A Rose, Love Is Beautiful When It Is Alive Blooming, Bright, Filling The Air......




48. When you comethe rose of my heart

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49. Dews on a rose are the tears

    Dews On A Rose Are The Tears Of Night, To Give Way To The Morning.......




50. A rose in tatters on the garden

    A Rose, In Tatters On The Garden Path, Cried Out To God And Murmured ‘Gainst......




51. A friend is like flower rose to

    A Friend Is Like A Flower, A Rose To Be Exact, Or Maybe Like A......




52. Aaj rose day hai socha ki tumhe

    Aaj Rose day hai, socha ki tumhe ek gulab bhejun LEKIN.! Kaise kahun ki teri......




53. The splendor of the rose and whitness

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54. Once a man asked fallen rose

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55. I love two things a rose and

    I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but......




56. Gulab se poocho ask a rose

    Gulab se Poocho (Ask a Rose) pooche har koi gulab se kya mila tumhe kaanton......




57. First rose a heart of youthful

    First rose A heart of youthful year was yearning, Crying out the pain; the burning......




58. Roses rose in the light of

    Rose’s rose rose Rose’s rose rose In the light of the day While the wind......




59. Rose you are my inspiration the voice

    Rose You are my inspiration Rose You are the voice in my mouth Rose You......




60. 7 feb rose day 8 propose day 9 choclate

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61. Like a rose needs water like season

    Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a......




62. A single rose can be my garden

    ‘A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.’...




63. The sun rose slowly like a fiery

    The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet......




64. And then the rose border what intensity in

    And then the rose-border. What intensity in those odorous buds of the Bon Silene, making......




65. A single rose can be my garden

    A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.  ~Leo Buscagliaquoted in......




66. Love is much like a wild rose

    Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood......




67. This love is the rose that blooms

    This love is the rose that blooms forever. ~Rumi...




68. A sparrow was in love with a White rose..

    A sparrow was in love with a White rose.. One fine day this sparrow proposed......




69. sweet as a rose bud bright as a star

    sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what......




70. A thorn defends the rose harming only

    A Thorn Defends The Rose, Harming Only Those Who Would Steal The Blossom. ~Chinese Saying~…...




71. I looked at a sweet beautiful rose

    I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I......




72. Rose is famous 4 grace advocate

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73. If a purfumed rose touches your face

    IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE, IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,......




74. I looked at a sweet beautiful rose

    I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose And Then I Looked At You, And I......




75. A single rose waiting at the door

    A Single Rose, Waiting At The Door, With A Note Saying, Everyday I Love You......




76. Rose is famous for grace advocate his

    Rose Is Famous For Grace. Advocate Is Famous For His Case. Horses Are Famous For......




77. I looked at a sweet beautiful rose

    I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I......




78. 7 feb rose day 8 propose day 9 choclate 10 teddy

    7 Feb-Rose Day. 8-Propose Day.. 9-Choclate Day.. 10-Teddy Bear Day.. 11-Promis Day. 12-Love Day. 13-Hug......




79. Sweet as a rose bud bright star

    Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what......




80. If a purfumed rose touches your face

    If a purfumed rose touches your face, If your mobile dances on a nice tone,......




81. Red rose pyar k liye yellow

    Red ROSE pyar k liye Yellow ROSE Frndship k liye White ROSE Shanti k liye......




82. Red rose pyar k liye yellow

    Red ROSE: Pyar k Liye Yellow ROSE: Friendship k Liye White ROSE: Sukoon k Liye......




83. If a purfumed rose touches your face

    IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE, IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,......




84. Love is like the wild rose briar

    Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree The holly is dark when......




85. If a purfumed rose touches your face

    If a purfumed rose touches your face, If your mobile dances on a nice tone,......




86. With the rose butterflys deep in love

    With the rose the butterfly’s deep in love, A thousand times hovering round; But round......




87. Lovebl symbol rose place taj mahal

    Love?bl? symbol *Rose* . . . Love?bl? place *Taj mahal* . . . . Love?ble......




88. To cultivate a barren time create rose

    To Cultivate A Barren Time To Create A Rose Garden You Entered Into An Unknown......




89. Love is like the wild rose briar friendship

    Love Is Like The Wild Rose-Briar, Friendship Like The Holly-Tree-– The Holly Is Dark When......




90. Sea of rose water catching splash bright

    Sea Of Rose Water Catching Splash Of Bright Red Sky Sunset After-Glow...




91. Lovable number 143 symbol rose place taj

    Lovable number 143 Lovable symbol Rose Lovable place Taj Lovable day 14 feb Lovable organ......




92. System of love jan rose feb propose mar gift

    system of Love jan-ROSE, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, Apri-LIFT, May-CHATING, June-DATING, July-Miss U, Aug-MEET U Sep-ANGER, Oct-DANGER,......




93. Special rose good morning hav a nise

    Special~~~ ROSE~~~ GooD~~~ MoRNiNG~~~ Hav~~~ A NiSE~~~ Day~~~ Happy Rose Day to you and your......




94. Rose lotus tulip sunflower jasmine are

    ROSE LOTUS TULIP SUNFLOWER JASMINE ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISION WITHYOU!!......




95. All flowerz dont represent love but rose

    All flowerz don’t represent Love but Rose did it. All birds can’t speak but Parrot......




96. Love is like the wild rose briar friendship

    Love is like the wild-rose briar; Friendship is like the holly-tree. The holly is dark......




97. Luvable number 143 symbol rose place tajmahl

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98. Rose roserose roseroser roserosero roserosero roseroserose roseroseroserose

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99. Gulab gulab hota use rose na kaho

    Gulab gulab hota use rose na kaho dost dost hota hai use dusman na kaho......




100. A black single rose a single

     A Black Single Rose. A single black rose. A single black rose to carry the......




101. The rose bowl is the only bowl

     The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to......




102. Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

     Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa......




103. Paigam.. SMS# 155

     Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur......




104. Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

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105. Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

     In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur......




106. sms ki udhari!!!!!!

     Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte......




107. KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,

     KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO......




108. !! EZAAN !!~

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109. Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,

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110. News Alert…

     Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,......




111. bechra-dhobi-mara-phir-raha-hai-kyun

     Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha......




112. Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

     "~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm......




113. Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai

     Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai. @??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya…...




114. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte

     Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad......




115. One day shaitaan came in my dream

     One day shaitaan came in my dream & asked me da contact no of an......




116. Woh jab chalti hay to rahon

     Woh jab chalti hay to rahon main 100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon jab woh......




117. Amrina is the most beautiful and smart

     “Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl Say this 10 times slowly with full......




118. Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste sama e mahefil

     Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to......




119. If dentists started 2make films d names

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120. Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

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121. Geo news pe 1 khabar aae hai

     Geo NEWS PE 1 KHABaR AAE HAI ! * * ? ? # ! "bewaquf"......




122. 7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l

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123. Let me kiss ur lips let feel

     Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.......




124. Pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar

     pewista rah shejer sa umeed e bahar rakh bari ki shadi ho cuki ha choti......




125. Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

     "~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm......




126. Laloji 1 mnth bush se english

     LALOJI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki traning lekar vapas india aye. 1 din phone......




127. Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera

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128. Tum sache pyare imandar samajdar aqalmand

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129. Q what was the biggest tragedy in

     Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne......




130. Amp936amp923ieamp916amp934amp926 amp920amp936 i amp923amp936amp923amp915amp926amp934amp923amp936yamp928 aankain phaarr

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131. Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant

     Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot......




132. Beer is now cheaper than petrol

     BEER Is Now Cheaper Than PETROL! So ?DRINK? Don?t DRIVE …...




133. Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

     ?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar......




134. Raat me jab sare log so jate

     Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per "Shamu" Nahi Sota Hai. Wo Jagta......




135. Teacher bahr ul kahil kisay kehtay hain student

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136. Agr apko apna future malum krna ha

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137. Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu

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138. 1 5 years girls luv quotmomquot 6 14

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139. Ager kisi ko se pyar ho jaye

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140. Jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai

     jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai. mujh pe!…...




141. Aik bad news aap kabhi

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142. 1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

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143. 1 shaks ne apni bhabi ko jan

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144. Kg vs uni kgpencilrubbersharpener scale uniek

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145. Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain

     Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,......




146. Said by true lover i dont

     Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. ….......




147. school life most irritating moment

     ~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment – Morning Alarm… Most Difficult Task – To......




148. Who said nothing is impossible i have

     who said nothing is impossible? ……i have life experience. i have been doing it for......




149. A girl speaks to boy girl

     A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL : O BHAIJAAN Please?.. BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse......




150. Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

     ?Aham Ellaan? Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai, Jab Stage K Adakaar......




151. Washing powder nirma wshng pwdr dudh si

     Washing Powder Nirma Wshng Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se Aye Rangen Kpda Bhi......




152. Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise

     M?us?m hai M?st?n? DIL hai Diw?na Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha......




153. Boyill climb tallest mount swim d deepest

     Boy:I?ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u Girl:So......




154. Ladkiya burkha pahanti hai chehra chupane

     Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye, (Wa Wa) Repet Once Again Do Aankhe......




155. Zindagi me kamiyaab honay k do asool

     Zindagi me Kamiyaab honay k Do Asool : 1. Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na......




156. Beggar sir family se dur ho

     Beggar: Sir, Family Se Dur Ho Gaya Hun Milne Ke Liye 500 Rs Ki Zarurat......




157. Suba teri ho sham meri hoo din

     suba teri ho sham meri hoo din tera ho raat meri hoo aur jab mout......




158. Ladytmhare khyal me us mard ko kia

     Lady:Tmhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahye Jo Ksi Aurat Se Shadi......




159. Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

     ?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop .......




160. 2 aadmi qabristan me bethe the 1ne

     2 Aadmi Qabristan me bethe the 1ne kaha ?Ye Log Bare Aram se Sote Hain?......




161. Olmpicus k bad pak swimers manager say

     Olmpicus k bad pak swimers k manager say pucha gya,ap nay koi medal kyu nhn......




162. When i g0 wr0ng need ur hand

     WhEn I g0 wr0nG I nEeD uR hanD 2 c0rrEct WhEn em0ti0nz buRst I nEeD......




163. Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny

     Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey......




164. Girl panditji mere 2 boy friend hain

     Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi?......




165. Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha

     Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main......




166. A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale

     A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale. He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price D......




167. Jis trha tu hotel me bartan manjhta

     Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy......




168. Boy ye ratein hawaein chandni ghataein nadiya

     Boy: Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts......




169. Agr private primary student mistake kray to

     Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K Write An Essay On......




170. Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

     Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. .......




171. Raza yar ali mere abbu aaj kal

     RAZA: YAR ALI, MERE ABBU AAJ KAL BUSINESS ME LAKHON ME KHELTE HAIN. ALI: YAR......




172. Teacher ne kaha defination yad kar

     TeAcHeR nE kAhA DeFiNaTiOn yAd kAr. ToUtOr nE kAhA nUmeRiCaL sOlVe kAr, AuR dIl, Dil......




173. Facebook fever once a guy updated his

     Facebook fever: Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”......




174. Someone who thinks logically is a

     someone who thinks logically – is a nice contrast to the real world. signs common......




175. Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh

     Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha......




176. Why kareena did not marry shahid

     Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she......




177. Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

     Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi......




178. Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya

     Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- . 1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej......




179. Mai to apne mehboob se kuch na

     Mai To Apne Mehboob Se Kuch Na Keh Saka pAppu… Magar Tum Zong Le Lo,......




180. 1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai dukan

     1 aurat dupatta rangwane gai.. Dukan wala, baji isko kesa rangun.? Aurat, isko aisa rangdo......




181. Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile

     Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile ko samny rakh don paPpU wo mujh sy......




182. When i go wrong need ur hand

     When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct, wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand......




183. Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to

     Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron......




184. Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

     Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And......




185. Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani

     Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia......




186. Ae dost to b likha kar shayari

     Ae dost to b likha kar shayari, Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho......




187. Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh

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188. Teacher now children if i saw a

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189. If a boy givs luv letter 2

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190. Banta tell me five ferroucious animals that

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191. Koi ankho me bat karleta hai

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192. Whats the difference bw a nicely dressed

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193. A d i c t o n

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194. Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

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195. Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

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196. Wife jb tm desi sharab peete ho

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197. Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein

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198. Height of insult on facebook girlwhy

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199. Superb answers they should fire the examiner

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200. Every wife is a mistress for her

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