A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by using ladders and tapes. Along came the canteen wala and the instructor askd him to measure the height of the pole. He pulled the pole out, laid it on the ground, measurd and handed over the answer. Ah ! Said the genrals ? bloody smart ass civilain, doesnt know the diff between height and the length….
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