A 4 Apple
B 4 Big apple
C 4 chota apple
D 4 dher se apple
E 4 ek aur apple
F 4 free ka apple
G 4 green apple
H 4 ho gaya na pait kharab kha kay
I 4 itnay saray apple!
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