Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations

1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.

2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?

3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!

4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding……