Intresting confusions;-
1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain?
2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai?
3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi?
4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti?
5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai?
Do you have any idea???
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