Ek aDmi bHaGtAy hUay rUk gYa. . . .
KyUn?
Kyun k uS Ka saAns pHoOL gYa tHa,
Nahi iS LiAy rUka,
Q k uSkA Ghar aA Gya tHa…..
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- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
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- Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha
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- Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha
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- Ek admi ny buzurg sy kaha main
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- Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker
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- Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab
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- Etahasha admi mein koi ek insaan hu
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- Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker
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- Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi
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- Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni
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- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar
Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64......
- Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi
Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe......
- Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......
- Admi ne nargis ko goad mein
Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- 4 admi janaze ko tezi qabrestan k
4 ADMI JANAZE KO TEZI QABRESTAN K OPER SE GUZAR RAHE TEY MOLVI:OE SHARAM KARO!......
- 1 admi k ghar pas faqeer kuch
1 admi k ghar k pas 1 faqeer kuch yun sada laga raha tha: Baba......
- Ek admi ne kaha apne dost se
Ek Admi ne kaha apne dost se ke gadha kesi chilata hai woh bola ‘haanhee......
- Ek bar admi ne june mien apne
ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya....
- Sheshey ka admi pathar hosla wo
‘SHESHEY KA ADMI, PATHAR KA HOSLA’ Wo aik shakhs nazuk tha jo bohat sheshey ki......
- 1sms gor say parho gareeb admi
(1)Sms gor say parho! {Gareeb admi roti hasil karne k liye dorrta hai Ameer roti......
- 1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo
1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
- Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko
Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W)......
- Ek admi ne apni wife ko letter
Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month salary nahi mili......
- 1 admi aadhi raat ko qabar par
1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par Betha Tha. Musafir Ne Poocha= Darr Nai Lagta?......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai......
- Admi hospital me ro raha tha pathan
ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha PATHAN: Kiyu Ro Rahe Ho? ADMI: Blood Test Krwana......
- aik admi ki wife margai dost
# Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi-Jaldi......
- Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha
(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi......
- 1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh
1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi
Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein......
- 1 admi shop pe tota lene gya
1 Admi Shop Pe Tota Lene Gya Usne Dekha TotE K 2no Paao’n Pe Ek......
- 1 hejra burka pehan kr admi
1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI......
- Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi
Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi huwi thi. ‘sari larkiya churale’n han, Lekn mri......
- Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore......
- 1 admi hu aadmi ki nafsiyat samajh
1 Admi Hu Aadmi ki Nafsiyat Samajh sakta Ghor Farmaiye Customer: Mujhay 1 Ladies suit......
- Cycle wale nay 1 admi ko takkar
Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di.. Aur bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.’ Aadmi_wo......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai
Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho......