Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai?
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koi farak nahi hai. Teeno aik hi BALAA k naam hai!!!…
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Pathan ki biwi: ajj hum ne aisa khana pakaya hai k tum khush ho jayega!!......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Biwi wo hoti hai jo shaadi
Biwi wo hoti hai jo Shaadi k baad apne Shohar ki sari aadaton ko badal......
- Biwi aap apne best friend ki bv
Biwi: Aap apne Best Friend ki BV k janaze pe nahi gaye? Husband: kis moo......
- Judge mujrim se batao tumari akhari kwaish
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73......
- Examiner asked pathanye batao suraj kahan se
EXAMINER asked pathan,”ye batao suraj kahan se nikalta hay aur kahan dubta hai.” pathan,”ham tera......
- Teacher batao saal me kitne mausam hote
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain? Student: “Sir 4 mausam.” Tchr: Kaun kon......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Yun akele tere bina jiye kaise batao
Yun Akele Tere Bina -Jiye Kaise Batao Hum Khaye Jata Hai Har Roj Humko Tanhai......
- Maan mujhko ik baat batao meri kitni
Maan Mujhko Ik Baat Batao Meri Kitni Maatayen Hai? Tum Kahti Bharat Mata Hai Sab......
- Batao mujhe bhul jaaoge kaise saagar se
Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Saagar Se Paani Churaaoge Kaise......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi veraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Veraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain
Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain Faraz!Hazar baar leen tumne mere dil ki talashiyan...
- Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi
Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi hai Tumhein,,,,, Hazaar bar li hain Tum ney......
- Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada
Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi viraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Viraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata
Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us......
- Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national
Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha......
- Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhemohsin
Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhe…MOHSIN Hazar baar Li hai tum ne mere dil......
- Teacher batao angraiz log goray peda hote
Teacher Batao Angraiz Log Goray peda hote hain aur hum Kaalay AISA KYUN? Student Kyun......
- Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay
Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon......
- Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao
Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao udaas kyun ho Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Teacher aisi jagah ka naam batao jise
Teacher: Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai . Lekin Phir......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Pathan batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......
- teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda
*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki......
- Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai
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- Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum
Meri Biwi Ne Wada Kiya Hai Hum Khawb Mein Ayege Magar Nind Hi Aati Nahi......
- Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki
Biwi: ‘Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?’......
- Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki
Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?......
- Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha......