Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,
Little boy:
“Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher:
“No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy:
“What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher:
“I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher:
“young man, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little boy:
“No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher:
“What were you doing.??”
Little boy:
“I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher:
“What did He say??”
Little boy:
“God said He never spoke to you yesterday…” :P…
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