Little Red Riding Hood didn’t listen to her mother..
Snow White lived with seven men..
Pinnochio was a liar..
Robin Hood was a thief..
Tarzan walked without clothes on..
These are the stories our parents raised us with, and then they complain our generation’s messed up..:-);-):-D…
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