In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz!
A guy calls his teachr bt gets the teachr’s wife instead
speakng sadly she said
He died last week
The nxt day boy cals again n asks 4 teachr
His wife replies “i told u he died last week”
Nxt day again the boy calls n asks 4 the teachr
By ths tymewife gets upset n shouts
“I’V ALREDY TOLD U THAT MY HUSBND UR TEACHR DIED LAST WEEK! Y DO U KEEP CALLING?
Boy replies
“I LOVE TO HEAR IT AGAIN AND AGAIN” ;-)…
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