eVeRy 1 nEeD a jOkEr wHo cAn mAkE uS lAuGh,
bUt
EVeR u tHinKeD
THt jOkEr aLsO nEeD jOkEr tO mAkE hIm lAugH,
wHo wIlL bE hIs jOkEr? =P;->…
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