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NewZealand mai ek ajeeb o gharib Bacha peda hua hy. Pedaish k wkt uska weight 15kg tha..jo day by day increase hota gya..aur 3 din bad uska weight 180kg ho gya… Incredible n unbeleivable..but its true…do u know k yeh bacha kis ka hy?
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