CAT: how old ru?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: but u look big?
ELEPHANT: I’m a complan boy
CAT: I’m 30 yrs old.
ELEPHANT: 30? U LOOK SO
SMALL
CAT: I’m a "santoor girl", keep smiling…….!!
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