As A Family We’re Trying
To Keep Up With
Technology.
So
I Bought 4 My Son
…An Ipod ,
My Daughter An
Iphone
N
Myself An Ipad …
I Felt Sorry For My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her An Iron .. =P
She Hasn’t Spoken To
Me Since .. =D =D
by HumAyuN Fr…
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