A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!….
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