Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga chahay tu pass ho ya fail
Son: Kia! Wakai
Father: Haan bilkul pass hua to Honda college janay kay liye
fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay kay liye :-D…
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- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed
peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta......
- 1st manyaar mera beta buhat acha haina
1st Man:YaAr Mera Beta Buhat Acha Hai.Na Cigerete Peta Hai,Na pAn Khata Hai,Na Bahir Awara......
- Teacher beta insan ki kitni maaye hoti
Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa?ye hoti hain? Student: 4 Teachr: kon kon c ??..?......
- Meri mummy ne kaha hain mujse beta
Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do Maine Kaha Mummy Kaha......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
- Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat
Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar......
- Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle
Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand......
- Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna
Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630......