Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
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- Passenger yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain. Driver:......
- Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum
boy: me 20 yrs ka hon. tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me B 20 ki......
- Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil
CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII......
- Boojho to jane ye sookha andar
“Boojho to jane†Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota......
- Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon
Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . .......
- Hugli dugli bugli ugly bus
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli ( Ugly Ugly Bus……. Hanso mat ye rung kaala......
- Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . .......
- You are a ghonchu g reat h ot o ne
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush......
- In which situation do men start sweating
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go......
- Wifebas karog jiraat k 12 baje se
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj......
- Chachi hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge bhatija
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.......
- Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat
BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi......
- Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai......
- Police mujram sebache k sath ziadti q
PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha......
- Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar......
- Husband k mrnay next day wife ne
Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil......
- Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira
mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon ‘meriii’ teray lai inna e kafi hai......
- Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua
Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray......
- A girl ask papu wo kya hai
A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele......
- Wo kon sa time hota hy
wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy......
- Aik larki professor kay room may enter
Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay......
- 1 girl coke pi rahi thi
1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or......
- Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy
‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......