Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->…
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GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya......
- Agr apko 22 saal ki larki jhuk
Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez......
- Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko
Wo Konsa time Hy Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy Or Orat......
- When a mango is yellow its ready
When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK. & When a GIRL is 18,she......
- Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na
Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil......
- College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki
College wali tight hoti hai Office wali Pheeki.. Gharwali me taste nahi aata.. Hotel wali......
- Girlwhat do you like in me
GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots......
- Rat k time ak larki so rhi
Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya.......
- Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna
Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi......
- Boy mn 18 sal ka hon aur
BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl:......