Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA,
TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,,
WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,,
Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA"
YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???"
LaRki nE kAhA: "Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,,"
Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,,
Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA
"Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!"
AmMa: Muun mE daAnt nAi tAu kyA hUa chOos tAu saKti hOon na…. ;->…
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