Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang
Reh gia jo dil me tha zoq.e.khwari haye haye
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Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupatta Utaro Pagal : Ok Ldy doc: Ab Meri......
- A girl ask to qari sb wo
A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or......
- Q batao larki sb se ziada
Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . .......
- A girl ask papu wo kya hai
A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas......
- 3 college girls apis mein batein
3 College girls apis mein batein kar rahi hain.. 1st Girl: HATH mein lo, to......
- Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or
Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun......
- 1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko
1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele......
- Wo kon sa time hota hy
wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy......
- Aik larki professor kay room may enter
Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay......
- Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo
Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan......
- Question bivi ke jism me
Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti......
- 1 girl coke pi rahi thi
1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or......
- 6 inch ka hy rang kala hy
6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B......
- Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff
Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff….. Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska.., Honto Se Lgao To......
- Wo kiya hai jis pe agar
‘Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA......
- Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy
‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- February ko valentines day hota hai
February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein......
- Girl aaj rose day hai na
Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum......
- Wife aj raat nahi dalwaongi kal
Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi . Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay Bohat......