Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai,
Darr hai k Doodh ki Shortage ho jaye gi,
Es liye Tamaam
GIRLS se Guzarish hai k is Mushkil Wqt me Hakumat ka sath dain,
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Aur Doodh Boil krte Wqt Zaaya Honay se Bachaain,
Kaka is dfa teri peri soch ko 51 topon ki salami
dhuz dhuz dhuz. .
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