Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga..
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Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani..
Tm Ne Auron K B Pakry Hongy, Aaj Mera Bhi Pakar K Dekho
Apne Haath Mn..
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Mera Haath Jani..
Yaad Hy Kysa Choosaya Tha Kmry Mn..
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Aam Ka Achaar Jani..
Ab Jhuko To Daalon Tujh Mn..
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Phoolon Ka Haar Jani.. 😉
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