teacher:
Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay?
Student:
Shadi…
Teacher:
Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay?
Student:
Dulha..
Teacher:
Ohooo…I mean bare ho ker kia hasil kero gay?
Student:
Dulhan
Teacher:
Uffoo…
Matlab aisa kiya kero gay? jo tum nay phly kbi nhe kiya?
Student:
Nikaah;)
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