A black man walks to a bar.
a white man says:
‘colored people are not allowed in here.’
The black man says:
‘when i’m born i’m black;
when i’m cold i’m black;
when i’m sick i’m black
and
when i’m dead i’m black!
but when you’re born you’re pink;
when you’re cold you’re blue;
when you’re sick you’re green
and
when you’re dead you’re purple!
yet you have the nerve to call me colored ?!’
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