There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define ‘great’ he said, ‘I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!’
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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