A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: ‘Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes we’ll reach our destination.’
The computer programmer said: ‘We have here the driver’s guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.’
The computer operator said: ‘First of all, let’s turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem.’
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: ‘Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.’
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