Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
Ek professor shadi shuda logon ko lecture
Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logon ko lecture de Raha tha Professor: Aap Logon Mein Se…
Wifein park jano tumhain yaad hai ye
WifE(In pArk): JaNo Tumhain yaAd hAi yE Wohi JhoLa hAi jAhan Hum Bethay Thay, Or…
Woman buys a new sim card
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise…
Sunnys teacher sent a note home to
Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very…
Marriage tip if wife wants to
Marriage Tip: If Wife Wants To Get Husband’s Attention, Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable. If…
Larki saath ho to hotel bill
Larki saath ho to Hotel Bill.. Larki Door ho to Mobile Bill.. Or Larki Naraz…
Husbandu will never succeed in making that
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter…
F0r men only v0 kya cheez hai
F0r Men OnlY, v0 KYa Cheez hai J0 ‘Bv’ Apne Sh0hr K0 Saari Zndgi Nhi…
Bv shadi se pehle to tum mujh
Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt…
Fool wife after a lengthy quarrel
Fool wife After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I…
Husband 2 wife did u have
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent…
Wife agar main mar gayi to tumhara
Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga?? Husband: ?Agar tum na mari…
Bemar husband mujhe janwaro k doctor pas
Bemar Husband: Mujhe Janwaro K Doctor K Pas Le Jao BV: Kyun? Kyun? Husband: Roz…
Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki
Biwi: ‘Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?’…
Height of shock unfortunate a
Height of shock & unfortunate: A newly married man travelling with his wife. He Dialled…
Ek padri dosray se yaar meri bv
Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq…
A man goes into a bank with
A man goes into a bank with a gun and demands money. Once he is…
Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik scotland
Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi…
Wife jab tum chars pety ho to
Wife: Jab tum Chars pety ho to mujhe ‘Paro’ kehty ho. Jab VISKY pety ho…
When a married man says ill think
When A Married Man Says: “I’ll Think About It” , What He Really Means That,…
Mard aur aurat ka rishta bhi kitna
Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi kitna ajeeb hai.. Door raho to JUDAI.. Or pas…
Husband today is sunday i have
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie…
Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola
Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola ‘Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta…
Wife ap muj se kitna pyar krte
Wife: ap muj se kitna pyar krte hai? Husbad: Mai tm se itna piyar karta…
Saas 2 girlshadi k lye kon c
Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC…
Wife subah samne walay haji sb ofice
Wife: ‘Subah samne walay haji Sb ofice jate howe apni wife ko pyar krte hain…
Aik shaik sb apni bv say kehty
AIK SHAIK SB. APNI B.V SAY KEHTY HAIN B.V AGHAR TUM SAAF LIKH DO, TO…
Husbandu will never succeed in making that
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter…
Admi hotel manager se jaldi chalo meri
Admi Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo Meri BV khirki se kood kr Jaan dena Chahti…
The best tip to handle most of
The best tip to handle most of the domestic issues….. . . . Wife: 1…
Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late
admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne…
Badsurat wife apne husbnd se khirki
Badsurat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki…
Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?? Millionaire: ?I…
1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?…
Dedicated to mashriqi wife husband aj
Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife: Husband: aj khane me kia bnao’gi? Wife: wohi jo ap khaen…
Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier…
1st frend tv or bivi me kiya
1st frend! TV or Bivi me kiya frq he? 2nd frend! TV ko dekhna perta…
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag…
Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi
Admi ki shirt per 1 line likhi huwi thi. ‘sari larkiya churale’n han, Lekn mri…
Wife janu kash aap message hote mai
Wife: Janu Kash Aap Message Hote,, Mai apko save Karti,, Jab Chahye parhti,, Husband: Kanjus…
Do dost aapas men baten karhe the
Do Dost aapas men baten karhe the… Aik ne kaha:’Yar meri Bewi itni moti ha…
Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr
Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola… Muje girftaar kr lijye main…
Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa
Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa hi hai jaise kisi aisi jaga kharish karna…
Wifesorrowfull modafirica me sirf 20 dollrz wife
Wife(sorrowfull m?oD):Afirica me sirf 20 doll?RZ me wife purchase kr saktay hain, Husband:yes my de?r..!…
Wife running after a garbage truck am
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following…
Hus ampamp wife were reading books in
Hus & wife were reading boOKs in public library. Wife stood up go 2 da…
Girlfrnd chand kitny hoty hain boy 2
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boy: 2 ek tum or ek oper After marriag Wife:…
Wifemari taraf mou kar k so jainshoharta
WIFE;MARI TARAF MOU KAR K SO JAIN……..SHOHAR;TA KAY MAIN DARR K MAR JAUN:’;’
A man to his friend my wife
A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But…
Doctor ap ka aur ki begum blood
Doctor: Ap ka aur Ap ki Begum ka Blood Group aik he hai. Husband: Zahir…
Wife ki dua ya allah mere
Wife Ki Dua Ya Allah, Mere husband ko boht sari dolat de shohrt de, sukon…
Meray office se sham k ghar laut
mERAY office Se shAm K? Ghar LaUt aNAy pER, MerI bEguM K chehrAy k? sada…
Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,â€Khanay mein…
A wifes prayer lord give me wisdom
A Wife’s prayer: Lord Give me WISDOM to understand my husband LOVE to forgive him…
Lrkian apne shohor ko agq kehti ha
Lrkian apne shohor ko ‘A.G’Q kehti ha? Q K Lrkian tamezdar hoti hai. Sub k…
Wife do you want dinner husband
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife :…
A woman is completely harmless n does
A woman is completely harmless n does not believe in violence,she is like an angel,the…
Bv doctor semere shohar ko sotey mein
Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?…
Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se
Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se: Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap…
Aaj ki pyari bat aisa admi
‘Aaj ki pyari bat’ ‘Aisa admi jo ghalti pe ho aur Mafi mang le wo…
Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyu
Wife: subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala, Husband: tere baap ne kaha tha k…
Biwi aap apne best friend ki bv
Biwi: Aap apne Best Friend ki BV k janaze pe nahi gaye? Husband: kis moo…
Wife kal apne phir apni secretary k
Wife Kal apne phir apni Secretary k sath movie dekhi? Husband kya karein,darling Aj kal…
Boy muj se shadi kro gi
Boy: muj se shadi kro gi?¤ Girl. No Boy. But why? Girl: Ghar wale nahi…
Wife to doc doc i think my
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him…
Shadi k 2 din bad girlammi
shadi k 2 din bad! Girl:ammi meri aj un sey larai ho gayi! mom:beta shadi…
Research se sabit hua hai k wife
Research se sabit hua hai k. ‘Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se Tention door…
Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi
Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum he meri kaainat…
Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun…
Saas ki demand larki khubsurat ho
Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar…
1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi us
1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein…
Wife aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy
Wife Aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy Hmen kia krna chaiye Husband: Aao Aaj ham…
Husband wife are like liver and
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney….
Dear boys if u think ur
Dear Boys If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with…
Difference between friend wife u
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend”…
When a man opens the door of
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be…
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: Wife…
Love is life wife knife and
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangrous same your…
Doctormadam your husband needs rest and pease
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc,…
Husband ek kiss le lu wife no
Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de…
An economist explains the reason for having
An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives Monopoly is Always Damaging! And? Competition…
Husband to wife agr meri lotery nikly
Husband to wife: agr meri lotery nikly to tm kya kro gi? Wife: me aadi…
Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se…
Patni kyo ji agar mai rasoiye ko
Patni- ‘Kyo ji! Agar mai rasoiye ko hataakar kal se aapko apne haath ka khaana…